cottage shirt


a shirt worn at a cottage and around town while cottaging. must be a plaid collared shirt, but with only 2 b-ttons done up (no b-ttons is also allowed) and the sleeves rolled up. used for protection from cold wind and bugs and in stores that require shoes and a shirt (flip flops are mandatory while cottaging) can be worn for as many days as needed since cleanliness doesnt matter and laundry isnt done at a cottage.
mom: are you all packed for the cottage?
me: yeah i have my swim trunks and my cottage shirt what more do i need?
mom: (muttering) kids these days…

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