Cottleville


a small speed trap outside of st.louis, patrolled by the douchiest cops in all the midwest. they also have a higher sales tax than any other city in the area. the small government wastes their money on police hummers, tahoes, and city parks.
i got a $300 ticket in cottleville by a cop in an unmarked tahoe. at least my tax dollars are going towards something useful…oh wait, they aren’t.

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