Cotton Candied
when you get cotton candy syrup on you from syrup pump.
i cotton candied myself at work today
when you -j-c-l-t- in a s-xual partners hair and then immediately throw sugar in it. most common place is on the head hair but pubic hair is also accepted. not to be confused with candiedapple see definition for details.
last night i cotton candied that blonde from the club. she had one h-ll of a sweet tooth.
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