cotton candy income
an income that appears adequate, but melts away to nothing almost at once.
#1: what do you mean you can’t afford to go out? it’s payday, and you had a raise last month!
#2: (sighs) “nah, i have a cotton candy income. just as soon as the rent, rates and taxes, insurance and credit card installment go off i’ll be back in the red…”
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