Cotton Mouse
cotton mouse: 1. a cylindrical absorbant piece of cotton with a string for removal used during the female menstrual period to absorb blood, uteran lining, unused baby eggs, etc. 2. tampon.
man to his friend at hooters:
“d-mn, trim’s killer. exept for that cotton mouse peekin’ out her short-shorts. weak.”
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