Cotton Muzzle
to shove a girl’s panties in her mouth as an improvised muzzling device. done to quiet and m-ffle her overly loud moans and screams during s-xual intercourse . a cotton muzzle is most often deployed when an individual is having s-x with an unfamiliar female partner and such action is required as soon as one realizes that they have a real screamer on their hands. the cotton muzzle provides immediate, evasive action to avoid waking up parents or roommates but does not impede the couples s-xual rhythm.
gary: yo braaahhh. what’s up. did you bring that chick home from the bar last night? i thought i heard a scream but went back to sleep.
carl: yea brooohhh. i was beatin dem guts up good. that b-tch was a screamer yo. i couldn’t stop banging dat -ss so i had to give her the old cotton muzzle before she woke everyone up.
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