Cotton Pickin’ Second
the equivalent of picking a single boll of cotton, the average time being; 3.4 seconds. this definition dates back to the 1800’s when if someone was to be rushed or hurried they would respond with “gimmie one cotton pickin’ second!”
guyface: hey! you done with that there thingur?
girlface: gimmie one cotton pickin’ second! 3.4 seconds to be exact!
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