cotton-pussy

cotton p-ssy

noun or adjective

a very dry v-g-n- from smoking marijuana. the v-g-n- is semi lubricated but not enough for comfortable s-x. a cotton mouth sensation in the v-g-n- despite being h-rny and aroused. due to smoking marijuana.
“baby please use the lube down there, i have cotton p-ssy from smoking that joint!”
3 more definitions
the female equivalent to whiskey d-ck. dry p-ssy like cottom mouth -ssociated whith the dry mouth you get when you get stoned or smoke (420) marijuanna
had to get out the k-y jelly cause she had cotton-p-ssy. i said she was a coyote ugly but really my beer goggles gave me whiskey d-ck
a condition experienced by women attempting to have s-x after a long night of drinking and smoking marijuana. the over consumption of alcohol contributes to an overall numbing of the body and the marijuana dries every ounce of saliva from the mouth and natural lubricant from the v-g-n-. this is made worse when the other partner (male or female) also has cotton mouth and there is no saliva between the two. lubricant is the only solution.
female: d-mn it boy, you are so hot. i want you to f-ck the sh-t outta me

male: come here girl!

female: you feel so good…mmmmm

15 min later

female: motha f-cker! i have cotton mouth bad and now i’m getting cotton p-ssy!!

male: sh-t, i got cotton mouth too baby! i’ll grab some lube.
the loss of s-xual desire experienced by women immediately following consumption of marijuana. likened to the feeling of dry mouth when consuming marijuana.
“dude, i was all about having s-x that night, but then i smoked and got a serious case of cotton-p-ssy.”

also can be used in the plural form, as in “i got a serious case of the cotton-pusies that night.”