Crabby Pattie


a clump of cat urine (often found with one or more sewer pickles) in the plastic cat toliet if a clumping kitty litter is used. gets its name from the krabby patty, a sandwich made at the krusty krab by spongebob squarepants because it is often somewhat flattened and patty-shaped.

note spelling; the krabby patty is generally known to be delectable — you simply would not want to eat a clump of cat potty.
mom, i only found one crabby pattie in boots’ litterbox this morning.

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