cotton vagina
(n.) an experience of dryness when stoned during intercourse
we smoked before, so i had really bad cotton v-g-n- when he tried to put it in me.
when your v-g-n- gets too dry for s-x after smoking weed.
very similar to “cotton mouth” (lack of saliva) but affects the vag in the same manner.
a) “sorry babe i’m not up for s-x at the moment… cotton v-g-n- problems”
b) i am hesitant having s-x after smoking a fatty with my boyfriend… no matter how turned on or stimulated, the v-g-n- refuses to wetten sometimes after a huge smoke sesh. which sometimes can lead to a rather unfortunate amount of friction
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