Cottoneyed


when your eyes dry up thus causing them to appear red and bloodshot. the term comes from the common smoking term cotton mouthed , which is when the smokers mouth dries up as if they were chewing on cotton b-lls.
kind sir p-ss me the eye drop my eyes have become quite cottoneyed

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