cottonism
something the character “cotton” from “king of the hill” might say. or really anyone who hails from the tornado states. a bit of wisdom said with a texan drawl, but really coming from oklahoma.
my favorite cottonism is as follows. melanie: “i think i ate too much for lunch. i don’t know if i should make myself throw up or have an epidural!”
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