Cottonwood
a town in northern california where the majority of the population is white, while there are still more cows than actual people.
wow man! that town is a total cottonwood!
cottonwood is what you get when you receive a bl-wj-b from a girl with cottonmouth.
“that b-tch gave me cottonwood!”
a sh-tty -ss little zit of a town in california.
full of meth head hicks that spend their days in their trailers.
miserably hot between may and september (usually 110f) with only a week at the most with good weather then immediately goes to freezing (usually 30f or lower) in the end of september until may, then it is boiling hot again.
absolutely nothing to do ever unless you find chasing cows fun.
sometimes used to describe a nasty town, house,person ect.
person 1: dude! look at that trailer park! it is so cottonwood!
person 2:yeah, look at the family of hillbilly’s sitting on their plastic lawn chairs!
person 1: oh sh-t, i think they heard us!
person 2: run!!! he got his shotgun!!
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person: dude! i’ve heard cottonwood has awesome sh-t to do there!
cottonwood person: yeah, if you think watching a cow is fun than it is your town.
when a guy hasn’t had s-x in a while and his p-n-s is all dry like if he had cotton mouth.
guy 1: “dude how long has it been since you’ve had s-x? like 3 months?”
guy 2: “yeah i’ve got a bad case of cottonwood.”
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