Couch Athlete
a person who spends a good portion of their time watching several sports, and more importantly criticizing them, when they themselves cannot actually play any.
“tim’s dad says the lions would be a much better team if they trade #22.”
“tim’s dad? he couldn’t throw a football across the street. only skill he has is tossing beer cans, he’s a total couch athlete!”
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