Couch-Balls
when a man sits down for so long that each of his t-st-cl-s gets stuck to each of his legs at the same time.
example 1
jason: “why is aj screaming in pain?”
rocky: “because he got couch-b-lls by sitting through an 8 hour golden girls marathon”
example 2
–school speech is going on”
aj: “dude lets bail before this long speech gives us a severe case of couch-b-lls”
rocky: “too late for that, if i get up now my skin is gonna rip off”
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