Couch Denter
an -ss cheek carving on couch cushions: the art of sitting home all day, not working and leaving the undeniable -ss prints on a brand new/used sofa.
guy 1: hey dude what does your wife do for a living? mine is making some serious cash as an nurse.
guy 2: my wife is a professional couch denter, she sits at home, watches tv and pretends she works for the nielsen ratings while her fat -ss in on the couch.
Read Also:
- Shady Swap
when something you own breaks or malfunctions so you buy a new one from a local retailer and return the broken item in the newer item packaging, you have performed a shady swap. my kindle malfunctioned after the waranty expired, so i just took it to walmart for a shady swap. they should come with […]
- couch college
online school, all you need is a laptop and some financial aid. most universities offer online school. if you don’t have a desk, you are in couch college.
- Edger
person who enjoys edging (masturbation technique). usually does it for at least 3 hours, sometimes having 12 hours or all-day edging session. he is a dedicated edger, he spent all weekend pleasing himself someone who likes to think of themself as “non-conformist.” tries out new things. lives “on the edge.” adj: edgy kid 1: omg! […]
- ewwster
somebody who ewwwwwws everything, even when its a joke or it doesn’t make sense to eww it. boy: aww look at that rat its so cute girl: ewww boy: take a joke girl! your such an ewwster
- Selling Cadillacs
puking after drinking too much. john is behind the bushes selling cadillacs.