couch fuck
when a man takes a swim cap full of vaseline and places it between two couch cushions and proceeds to have intercourse with it
billy couch f-cked the sh-t out of that leather love seat
when somebody is insulted and their response is “f-ck yo couch” this definition defrays from dave chapelle host of the chapelle show
hey john i heard you got stood up last night”. “well steve f-ck yo couch”-“couchf-ck”
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