cow pat
a really sloppy cow sh-t that hits the floor, spreads out like a pancake and then sets so hard you can play frisbe with it.
a term of endearment popular in london, usually between women
‘cow pat! how are you’?
‘i’m wonderful, actually darling, you’?
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