couch fucker
the art of s-xual intercourse with an inatimant object such as a sofa, lawn chair or gazebo.
phil f-cked my couch… what a piece of sh-t couch f-cker yo!
the art of s-xual intercourse with an inatimant object such as a sofa, lawn chair or gazebo.
phil f-cked my couch… what a piece of sh-t couch f-cker yo!
a person that under the right circ-mstances is cool, for example is a riot in the cl-ssroom. but once you invite him over it turns out he is very annoying and embarr-ssing.
” you know vinny from school? ”
” yeah he’s pretty cool, he’s in my biology. ”
” well i invited him over and he was a total couch f-cker ”
a european or other nationality male that dates an american female, since the word amerykanka in many languages also means couch, like an american woman, a couch, just f-ck n sits there!
guy – dude, what are you doing with that amerikanka?
dude – dude! she’s my girlfriend, she’s hot! i love her!
guy –
dude – what?!
guy –
dude – ?what!
guy – couch f-cker, we are ashamed of you
dude – aw, dude
guy – dude yourself, and you can’t sit on my couch, you have to sit on the floor from now on
one who prefers s-xual adventures to be played out on the sofa!
this bed is too hard, that one is too soft, lets just f-ck on the couch…i am a couch f-cker
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