couch jumper
1. a complete idiot (like tom cruise)
2. a complete idiot who jumps on couches (like tom cruise)
dammit i hate that kid, he’s such a couch jumper!!
a person who attempts to cover up his or her h-m-s-xuality by marrying someone of the opposite s-x. see tom cruise
mark: did you hear that tom cruise and katie holmes are getting a divorce?
steve: yeah, it’s no big surprise, though. everyone knows he’s a couch jumper.
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