Couch jumping


jumping from friend to friend hapily sleeping on their couches. an individual who relys on friends to stay and sleep at. they usually have a home and family to go to but they want to get away. these people are usually very good at begging their friends to do things for them.
“keith is very good at couch jumping, he hasnt been at his house for weeks now.”

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