couch magnet
(kow-che mag-net) n. normally a male humanoid whose -ss attracts nearby couches. both the couch and -ss will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. the attraction from -ss to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.
guy1: “where are you going?”
guy2: “dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o’clock”
guy1 & guy2: “wwaaaaaooohhhhhh”
guy1: “this is a real comfy couch”
guy2: “i know right? its good to be a couch magnet”
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