crab dip
while partic-p-ting in s-xual intercourse upon the sandy sh-r-lines, the male withdrawals his coursing penile shaft from the v-g-n- and coats it with a generous layer of sand. afterwards, the p-n-s is reinserted into the coot (aka. bush, cat, hatchet wound, sn-tch, etc.) causing an uncomfortable (and often burning) sensation for the box wench (aka. chicken head, ho, j-zz box, c-ck holster).
we f-cked on the beach and i crab dipped her p–p chute.
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