Couch Medicine
smoking weed because after you smoke you usually end up on the couch and spend a lot of time with it. when you smoke so much you just wanna spend time on your couch.
ben: i don’t feel like doing sh-t today.
caves: i got the perfect remedy for that we need to get some of that couch medicine.
ben: oh word we out then lets go cop some.
(30 mins later)
ben: g-d d-mn my mind has ascended.
caves: worrrrrrd yo this show is mad intense.
ben: the tv ain’t on though.
caves: oh sh-t.
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