Couch Mining
to scrounge for coins, pens, or or other small objects typically found under the cushions and/or inside the gaps of a couch or chair.
john: hey pete, you gotta extra fifty cents for a small pizza?
pete: i think so, lemme just lift a cushion here and do a little couch mining for change.
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