Couch Patting
couch patting is when you are so munged out at a gig you pat the couch to get a girl to sit next you rather than string up a conversation. this couch patting has been coined by a young man named arnold. he has perfected this couch patting in such way it has allowed him to spend an entire weekend with the coolest chicks around and has provided him with friend recommendations in sydney.
let’s go to the techno for some couch patting tonight!
i hope i get couch patted tonight!
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