Couch Philosopher
an individual who starts a typical day at 12:30pm to 1pm, and before doing anything they rip from a bong. many are men in their late teens to early 20s living at their parents house (without any desire to leave) and if they aren’t taking college cl-sses online they are taking a gap year (or three) before deciding to sack-up and go to college where they would have to socialize. they are most commonly known to smoke weed all day watching their favorite animated shows in the bas-m-nt and only having enough money to make a run to taco bell or some other grease trap. the typical couch philosopher doesn’t have a car and just walks everywhere or b-ms rides… if they do have a car the oil hasn’t been changed for about 5 years. their favorite activity is to sit on the couch all day coming up with as many reasons why weed is the best thing in the world, how society should just smoke up 24/7, how they love licking liberal taint, and how cigarettes are so much worse for you. what they don’t realize is that weed made them an apathetic f-ck….a “couch philosopher”
person 1- why don’t you like going to dave’s house?
person 2- i actually wanna do something with my life and i feel like his laziness is going to rub off on me…plus i don’t wanna hear those couch philosophers lecture me on the advantages of weed all day and why i shouldn’t smoke my cigs.
person 1- sh-t…. your right, daves going nowhere in life
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