couch pro
someone who is experienced in spending large amounts of time on the couch. this person typically spends a lot of time watching tv, movies, netflix, or youtube, playing video games, or channel surfing, or some combination thereof. think “couch potato,” but with more purpose and intent.
guy 1: “i heard joe binged 6 seasons of the walking dead last week.”
guy 2: “yeah, he’s a real couch pro.”
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