couch slut
a person who chooses to always sleep on the couch rather than their own bed. this person does not sleep on the couch because he/she does not own a bed, but rather in preference for the couch’s physical beauty over the bed’s internal qualities (i.e. springs, memory foam, or other) and their relationship (proximity of the bed to the couch; this being generally short). further qualities of this individual is that he/she will sleep on the couch at any time of day not only night; he/she will enjoy quickies (short naps) or extended periods of enjoyment (7-10 hours of sleep).
shane: “dude when i woke up this morning for cl-ss mike was sleeping on the couch again!”
kevin: “doesn’t he have a bed? what a couch sl-t!”
someone who loves a couch so much that they spend the majority of their day on it.
mike haus is a couch sl-t because he prefers to sleep on the couch instead of his bed.
something or someone who sits on a couch (or other seat) as they are groped, fondled, kissed or other physical stimulant without reciprocation, response or rejection for/of the toucher.
“you sat on the couch and let him touch your booty? you couch sl-t!”
a person that is always on the couch.
man get up and do something you couchsl-t. video games are bad for ya.
a couch sl-t is one who takes up an entire couch forcing others to make two decisions. they can either sit on another close by couch, or they may sit on the couch sl-t. couch sl-ts generally don’t understand what it means to be a couch sl-t, therefor making the whole situation more humerous.
lauren, you are the defintion of couch sl-t!
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