couch stank
(adj); the aftermath of s-x on a couch that represents sweat, s-x, and sometimes shame.
did you do her last night?
yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so i did her on the couch, and now i’m dealing with the couch stank.
well at least you got the poon.
-high five-
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