Couch Whale


couch whale is the defender of the bas-m-nt they never sleep, they only wait. they start out as a bas-m-nt troll but grow into a couch whale by being introduce to a couch that they like. they never leave the couch once they have turn, couch whales never part with there couch
zach the couch whales watches over the bas-m-nt trolls as they sleep

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