couchlogged
when a drug’s effects confine someone to a couch (or other furniture) while still conscious. normally preoccupied with music/movie/board game.
ed was couchlogged while watching that whole movie after drinking those two forties!
after that bowl, brett was so couchlogged he couldn’t get up to p-ss.
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