cougaphile


a cougar that is preying on jailbait.
college student 1: dude that werewolf in twilight is f-cking hot.
college student 2: you do realize he’s like 16.
college student 1: i think that makes me a cougaphile.
(noun) a cougar so fierce that their prey are under 18.

(verb) dating a male under 18 while being a cougar.
that subst-tute was a total cougaphile, she seriously asked jimmy out on a date.

he’s dating a 40 year old cougaphile?!?!

demi totally cougaphiled that kid.

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