cougar bits
the prey of the urban cougar (i.e. a mature woman who explores a predilection for younger men). typically a male in his late teens to mid 20’s. synonym(s): bobcat
paul: “dude, susie 30-something over there is totally looking at you like cougar bits.”
alex: “well, i am pretty tasty. i heart cougars!”
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