cougar bottom jeans
a form fitting pair of jeans that woman over 40 wear to show off their shape when they go out on the prowl
cougar 1: now that your divorce is final you should go to this club with me to get back in the dating game.
cougar 2: yeah, but i was married for so long that i don’t have anything to wear.
cougar 1: we are both the same size, i have these great pair of cougar bottom jeans you can wear. when i wear them the young guys can’t keep their hands off me.
cougar 2: well then go get them and i will try to get a baby sitter.
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