cougar claws
cougar claws: a s-xual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below
bill: hey man, how did things go with that cougar from the bar the other night?
steve: i took her home, totally got my cougar claws, man!
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