cougar claws: a s-xual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below
bill: hey man, how did things go with that cougar from the bar the other night?
steve: i took her home, totally got my cougar claws, man!
- creeping crevice
when a shirt is low enough to only show the top of her br–sts. yo this girl has a creeping crevice, i wish that girl had a lower cut t-shirt if you know what i mean eyyy cleavage creeping crevice
- rusty duncan
a s-x act where someone defecates on their neighbors head while said neighbor sucks their p-n-s from behind hey man how’d it go with that girl last night? pretty well except she kept asking me to give her a rusty duncan. oh that’s disgusting!!
- faded fairy
a cute stoner girl. that girl at the rave was a faded fairy.
an idiot pelkey is such an idiot
1. when you are left at the altar and you have to marry you wife’s puppet maurice 2. to cook pasta only using your feet 3. a type of person who is only racist towards people who are half russian and half taiwanese. 4. a confused child who was about to get run over by […]