cougar formula
mathematical formula for determining the maximum age of a man’s age for a woman to be considered a cougar.
woman’s age divide in half, then add 7. the result is the maximum age of her cub.
female – 34 (cougar age)
cougar formula:
34/2 = 17.
17 + 7 = 24
maximum male age – 24 (cub age)
Read Also:
- berlanti
proof that there is such a thing as an absolute perfect specimen of a human being. i think its safe to say that any heteros-xual guy out there would agree with me when i say that berlanti oozes perfection. berlanti if u read this… will u marry me?!
- Mavvy
a type of person whom is really nice and smart. also knows alot about a band called ‘the beatles.’ and has a great sense of humor. she’s such a mavvy. smiles 11
- county hair
long, tousled, teased and feathered female hairstyle that gives females the appearance of a woman who has just been released from the county jail. primarily a fashion of rural white american subcultures and usually only achieved through an excess of aerosol hairspray. randy’s new girl jo-bob has got a coupla nice kids and she gets […]
- Max Morer
guitarist for there’s something wrong with esther. also, plays hockey. he’s the s-xiest boy alive and any girl would like to have s-x with him! “do you know max morer? he’s so s-xy!” 5
- Herb Show
any creep, douche-bag, weirdo, and/or freak that consistently and or repeatedly does something most average people would look @ and think…. “wtf…?, what a weirdo” herb show’s are slow, and do not respond well to direction or common decency. look @ this herb show he can’t stop staring..