county hair


long, tousled, teased and feathered female hairstyle that gives females the appearance of a woman who has just been released from the county jail. primarily a fashion of rural white american subcultures and usually only achieved through an excess of aerosol hairspray.
randy’s new girl jo-bob has got a coupla nice kids and she gets him free stuff from her job at the wal-mart, but she’s got the worst county hair i’ve ever seen!

see the mother in the popular internet meme “redneck family portrait” for an example.
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