cougar hands
hands of a cougar. usually of a veiny, boney, witch like variety. weathered many lonely nights with her b.o.b. often used to pry the cork off fresh bottles of wine or to tear the innocence from unsuspecting party goers whom strayed from their pack.
look out, that b-tch emily cannon has cougar hands.
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