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  farting and coughing at the same time to mask the sound of the fart. rob is watching tv and he didn’t want to fart in-front of his newly acquired girlfriend but he really needed to so he coughboffed. coughing whilst farting. jill could still smell it though. it’s not quite perfected yet.

• Cough-dropping

  verb (while in a crowded restroom) the act of coughing hysterically while dropping a t-rd in an attempt to mask any embar-ssing sounds. helen: what took you so long? the movie starts in 2 minutes. bobby: i’m sorry babe, i was having a little trouble wrapping it up. helen: oh, you were constipated? bobby: nope, […]

• count gralen

  a guy that goes down on a girl experiencing a particularly bl–dy period, leaving his face and hands dripping with blood…thus resembling a vampire with no dignity he turned into count gralen last night after doing too much scomp and drinking 20 beers and ended up in that nasty bleeding sl-t’s room. i bet he […]

• Pear in the Mixed Fruit Bowl

  n., a personality type; one who is small or otherwise un-btrusive, and also bland, usually white, and kind of a square. derived from the thoroughly unexciting pears found in portable, lunch-pack bowls of mixed fruit sold by dole, del monte, and supermarket knockoffs. all his life, mikey b. wanted to be dramatic and exciting. he […]

• Hood Grown

  one who grows up in the hood and then moves to the suburbs the hood grown hommie is looking for his roots.

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