Cougar-Stomped


after a hot and steamy night with a “cougar,” in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. may result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet p-rn video you filmed without her knowledge.
“hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?”

ya bro, but i totally got cougar-stomped!

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