cougar tan
function: noun
1 : the dark, leather-like quality of the chest/neck area of older woman who tan entirely too much
2 : the kind of tan you get when you accidentally get too much sun only on your cleavage (as farmer tan is for arms-only tans)
q: hey sis, why is your chest so… uh… dark?
a: i was out working in the yard, but i had a long-sleeve v-neck on, so i ended up with a cougar tan.
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