djardilimous
adj.
1. annoying to the degree of causing anger in another.
2. the only appropriate adjective applied to those named katie.
{arabic “jinn”, demonic, demon, from “jinn”, demons, from “janna”, to cover, conceal. + late latin, from greek “dilemma”, ambiguous proposition : di-, two. + english combining form, -ous}
i bit my lip when katie exclaimed, “i just love it how we are all having a good time making thanksgiving dinner together. it feels like we’re one big happy family!” i prayed for a pistol then, because i would rather have worms crawl through my rotting skull than this djardilimous cyberqueen’s words.
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