cougar’d


when one get’s mauled by the cougar animal in red dead redemption, whether they saw it coming or not.

alternatively, when a young person gets h-t on by an older, attractive woman.
i was minding my own business, going down the trail, when i got cougar’d. i barely made it back it one piece!

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