Cougarette Cub


not yet old enough for a cougarette, the cougarette cub is between 25-29, finding herself with a man 18-20, perhaps without knowing.
girl: what??? say that again.
guy: err … i’m, uh really 20 actually.
girl: -gasp- … that means i’m a cougarette cub now, f-ck you!

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