Cougaritis
(koo ger itiss ) a term that describes a person with an infatuation with attractive older women, milf or cougar resulting in a constant need or need or desire to be s-xual around them.
i think tom is suffering from cougaritis,he is always after the older milf rather than the young hotties.
1 more definition
a condition commonly resulting from or having contact with a cougar. said contact is usually brief yet highly contagious. symptoms of cougaritis include but are not limited to smelling like a box of wine, that guilty feeling, moral pains including thoughts of matricide, cougar-tooth, rusted bullet-hole, bad breath, severe headache, the taste for schlitz in a can, and death.
after getting mauled by that cougar last night, jim had a wicked case of cougaritis well into the middle of the work week.
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