Cougarlife


internet site where you get matched with cougars if you’re a h-rny young fella and matched with “cubs” if you’re a hot mom looking for some fresh meat.
cougar: “i need to drain some 21-year old b-lls”
cougar#2: “go to cougarlife, it’s cool”
cubs: “f yeah!”

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