a medical condition characterised by head pain due to repeated violent coughs.

a person is said to have a coughcussion (or be coughcussed) if they have both a throbbing headache/migraine and a violent cough – the intensity of the cough causes additional head pain.
“i can’t make it your birthday party tomorrow because i’m sick: i have a coughcussion.”

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