coughed up a dick
another means of saying, screwed up, f-cked up.
tim: hey how was your date last night?
earl: it didn’t happen, she coughed up a d-ck.
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n. a person who does a lot of robotripping…thus becoming the queen/king of tussin. popularized by an mc chris song “the tussin”. my coat i b-tton, keep it down like a dungeon. you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon
- Carlybait
boys who are 13 years old or younger. especially tweens and toddlers. maddie: “heyyy giirl wanna hang this weekend?” allie: “oooh iii gotta go to chuckie cheese for my cousins birthday :(” maddie: “ooommmmmgggg!!!!! think of all the carlybait!!! ;)”
- Carmarthen
a county town in the wild west that claims to be the oldest town in wales. it is the most boring place to go to university. owain: so…urm…are you going to town this weekend? jobe: to carmarthen? no, i’d rather cut off my p-n-s with a rusty bread knife.
- not available
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- Notential
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